1. had a really great "night out" last night, according to my police report. 11

2. dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, i'm tired of solving them for you. 9

3. the road to success is always under construction. 8

4. doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. 7

5. silent people have the loudest minds. 6

6. sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you. 5

7. you cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf. 4

8. life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. 3

9. two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and i'm not sure about the universe. 2