1. renamed my ipod as 'the titantic' so when i plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.' 10

2. i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'... 9

3. i got kicked out of barns and nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section 8

4. i was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed 7

5. just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i 6

6. my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests 5

7. love on bubble wrap = best decision ever. 4

8. dumbass i drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate 3

9. seriously iphone. stop autocorrecting all mys into ducks. you're making all my strong worded te 2