Top 10 Valentine Ranked!

Top 10 Valentine!

Original List by zankrank

1. you're #1 in my breadline

10

you're #1 in my breadline

2. is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

9

is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

3. i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income

8

i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income

4. you'll be on the first train to my gulag

7

you'll be on the first train to my gulag

5. i'd really like to seize your assets

6

i'd really like to seize your assets

6. you're special, just like everyone else

5

you're special, just like everyone else

7. i'd let you stay in one of my three houses

4

i'd let you stay in one of my three houses

8. i want to share everything but you

3

i want to share everything but you

9. i'd like to seize your means of reproduction

2

i'd like to seize your means of reproduction

10. all my past loves weren't "real love"

1

all my past loves weren't "real love"

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