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10 Valentine!
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1.
you're #1 in my breadline
10
2.
is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
9
3.
i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income
8
4.
you'll be on the first train to my gulag
7
5.
i'd really like to seize your assets
6
6.
you're special, just like everyone else
5
7.
i'd let you stay in one of my three houses
4
8.
i want to share everything but you
3
9.
i'd like to seize your means of reproduction
2
10.
all my past loves weren't "real love"
1
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