Top 10 Socialist Valentines Ranked!

Top 10 Socialist Valentines!

Original List by zankrank

1. you're #1 in my breadline ►

10

you're #1 in my breadline

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2. is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? ►

9

is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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3. i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income ►

8

i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income

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4. you'll be on the first train to my gulag ►

7

you'll be on the first train to my gulag

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5. i'd really like to seize your assets ►

6

i'd really like to seize your assets

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6. you're special, just like everyone else ►

5

you're special, just like everyone else

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7. i'd let you stay in one of my three houses ►

4

i'd let you stay in one of my three houses

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8. i want to share everything but you ►

3

i want to share everything but you

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9. i'd like to seize your means of reproduction ►

2

i'd like to seize your means of reproduction

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10. all my past loves weren't "real love" ►

1

all my past loves weren't "real love"

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