Top 10 Socialist Valentines Ranked!

Top 10 Socialist Valentines!

Original List by zankrank

1. you're #1 in my breadline

2. is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

3. i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income

4. you'll be on the first train to my gulag

5. i'd really like to seize your assets

6. you're special, just like everyone else

7. i'd let you stay in one of my three houses

8. i want to share everything but you

9. i'd like to seize your means of reproduction

10. all my past loves weren't "real love"

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