a silly, flighty or scatterbrained person

i like to keep current!

simple elegance, refinement of movement- a divine blessing

kinda sounds like a beached whale breakdancing

it was her mellifluous grace that made her so sweet.

@marilyn_monrosy

There's only one donut left so wheelchair.

Incorrect pronunciation: ex – cape / ex – presso / ex – set – err – uh, Correct pronunciation: ess – cape / ess – presso / ett – set – err – uh

@tofu916

quite possibly the best word ever. Easily the bst contraction. Once you start saying y'all you'll never go back. 'you guys' sounds pathetic and weak after going with the y'all. And it's also cute when a girl says it.

Albus is a masculine, Latin word that means “white.” So basically, the Headmaster of Hogwarts walked around with a first name of “white guy.” This is also interesting in the fact that “alba” is the feminine version of the word white. So, in theory, when you talk about Jessica Alba, you are essentially saying Jessica White Girl. Albus is also the root word of albinus, which brings us to albino. This makes sense, since Albinos have the primary feature of being, well, white. J.K. Rowling was a smart woman to make Albus’ last name Dumbledore, and not something a little more overt, like Supremus.

@thetrelifestyle

@stewie_griffinn

foolish, silly, excessively sentimental

honor came with self-respect and catholic thoughts.

When all my familia get in the car, there's not mushroom left

I'm way into fitness—Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Jose went bowling and ebola perfect game!

My wife buys the lottery ticket so chicken wing some money

Can you tell me if juicy the cops?

Hystera is the ancient Greek word for “womb,” and also birthed words such as “uterus” and “hysteria.” This is not actually a coincidence. For centuries, being hysterical was also called the “traveling womb disease.” As such, men could not suffer from “hysteria.” However, this is one of the rare times in which a totally sexist perception had a favorable result for the victims of the sexist attitude. In the nineteenth century, the cure for these female crazies was widely considered to be a screaming orgasm. As such, doctors’ offices actually had mechanical vibrators and water pulse treatment, intended to produced the desired orgasm. We can imagine that some patients needed the vibrator treatment four or five times a week, both for actual fits or simple preventative medicine.

family-friendly, but manly

clean, safe, and powerful

Incorrect pronunciation: purr – scrip – shun / purr – ogg – uh – tiv, Correct pronunciation: pre – scrip – shun / pre – rogg – uh – tiv

the homemade boondoggle was better equipped than the fancy one at the store.

In this stunning new story of political economy, author Eric Robert Morse examines why the modern system has become so unwieldy and explains what must be done to correct it. His astute analysis and fascinating storytelling take readers on an epic journey, from the dawn of Free-Market Capitalism during the Age of Exploration, through the Industrial Revolution and Adam Smith, to the rise of Keynesianism and the dominance of the Welfare State.

movement with a smooth, wavelike motion

@ve3_

@la_husssllllet

I wanted to go away for the weekend but no bodywash my kids.

@mynameiszanie

oo kk ee

all jacked up

french for "grapefruit"

@hazelbait

@j_thorow

Incorrect pronunciation: “for all intensive purposes”, Correct pronunciation: “for all intents and purposes”

Incorrect pronunciation: off – ten, Correct pronunciation: off – en

@webstar_

perceptive, insightful, having a good understanding of things

a place or state of perfect happiness

he woke up feeling bushy.

i bashed my elbow on accident.

@realadrian

We ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

@carmensandiego7

longest one-syllable word in english

incorrect: affidavid

incorrect: aks

@pinkvvsminaj

a prehistoric cave dweller, or half the people at pb bars

@iamnauj

he was blessed with great charisma.

having or showing great knowledge or learning

My dog took a sheet man.

emitting light due to heat- brilliant, outstanding- extremely angry

she was one in a googolplex.

before google messed it up

incorrect: excetera

super bowl, nascar daytona 500, ncaa basketball heats up, nba, nhl

@13prettyeyes

a long, polysyllabic word

there's nothing like a terraqueous view from the balcony.

ranqit