1. making universal prosperity a right is the surest way to universal poverty. 10
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2. can't stand the tweets? get out of the twitchen. 10
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3. youtube, twitter and facebook are combining and will now be called youtwitface 10
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4. i'm gluten free 10
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5. moldy goodness 9
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6. are you better off than you were 4 trillion dollars ago? 9
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7. friend texted me and asked 'what does idk mean?' i said 'i dont know' she said'nobody does!' 9
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8. harm to one person is crime. harm to an entire population is government.' 8
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9. at least it's green 8
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10. half the calories all the shame 7
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11. it would b easier if obama would just tell us into which areas of our lives he's not going to intrud 7
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12. government does a lot of good things, but it never does them well. 6
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13. more utensils than food 6
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14. what is that? 5
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15. it's slavery even if you voted for the slaver. 5
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16. one cannot force another person to be healthy, smart, or moral. 4
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17. taun taun innards 4
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18. feed the trash 3
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19. when people on both sides of the aisle hate you, you know you've done something right. 3
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20. when someone steals $3, he's a thief. when someone steals $3 trillion, they call him president. 2
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21. looks like a stegasaurus sneezed 2
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22. hold the flavor 1 A down vote will remove this item!
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23. $12,940,953,934,792.90 (+) 1 A down vote will remove this item!
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