1. it's not a grope. it's a freedom pat 13

2. can't see london, can't see france, unless we see your underpants. 13

3. it's our business to touch yours 11

4. gate rape isn't a crime 10

5. now hiring! no sexual harassment training necessary! 10

6. tsa- handles more balls than kobe bryant 10

7. thanks for the mammaries 10

8. that's sexual assult 10

9. tsa off my t and a 9

10. helping you join the mile-high club while on the ground. 9

11. is that a pipe bomb or are you just happy to see me? 9

12. hi ho, hi ho, its off to grope we go 7

13. our new and improved pat downs now detect wood 7

14. in soviet america you don't feel safe, safe feels you! 7

15. she has a boarding pass? she asked for it. 6

16. almost done, now pull my finger 5

17. tsa- keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams! 4

18. today's menu: cancer or molestation 4

19. you're in good hands 4

20. endorsed by senator larry craig 3

21. security. you know you want it! 2

22. if you want to fly, you can't be shy. 2