Top 22 Tsa Slogans Ranked!

Top 22 Tsa Slogans!

Original List by zankrank

1. it's not a grope. it's a freedom pat

2. can't see london, can't see france, unless we see your underpants.

3. it's our business to touch yours

Texans for Accountable Government

4. gate rape isn't a crime

5. now hiring! no sexual harassment training necessary!

@godsofruin

6. tsa- handles more balls than kobe bryant

@joejoejoejoe47

7. thanks for the mammaries

@gunservatively

8. that's sexual assult

9. tsa off my t and a

10. helping you join the mile-high club while on the ground.

11. is that a pipe bomb or are you just happy to see me?

12. hi ho, hi ho, its off to grope we go

@thorninaz

13. our new and improved pat downs now detect wood

@mattcaves

14. in soviet america you don't feel safe, safe feels you!

@lobstrosity

15. she has a boarding pass? she asked for it.

16. almost done, now pull my finger

17. tsa- keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams!

18. today's menu: cancer or molestation

19. you're in good hands

20. endorsed by senator larry craig

@lincolntrombone

21. security. you know you want it!

@brucevbracken

22. if you want to fly, you can't be shy.

@peytonjames

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