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52 Slogans!
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ZankRank
1.
applebee's - for when you're too lazy to cook your own frozen food
15
2.
it's not a grope. it's a freedom pat
13
3.
can't see london, can't see france, unless we see your underpants.
13
4.
we put the fun in funeral!
12
@Trendeh
5.
you stab em, we grab em
12
@CP3
6.
stay thirsty my friends
11
dos equis punchline to their 'most interesting man' ads- awesome
7.
it's our business to touch yours
11
Texans for Accountable Government
8.
book a red eye and leave with a black eye
11
9.
we put the hospital in hospitality
10
10.
urban outfitters - pay money to look homeless
10
11.
gate rape isn't a crime
10
12.
now hiring! no sexual harassment training necessary!
10
@godsofruin
13.
tsa- handles more balls than kobe bryant
10
@joejoejoejoe47
14.
thanks for the mammaries
10
@gunservatively
15.
that's sexual assult
10
16.
tsa off my t and a
9
17.
helping you join the mile-high club while on the ground.
9
18.
is that a pipe bomb or are you just happy to see me?
9
19.
put them in the ground, with no money down!
9
@Darkskin
20.
coffins so nice, you'll wanna die twice
9
@233boy
21.
early boarding, late boarding, and now water boarding
9
22.
new menu: chinese takeout on every flight!
9
23.
not enough seating, prepare for a beating
9
24.
yo adrienne, i made it off the plane!
8
25.
geek squad - let us google that for you
8
26.
adobe - an update is available
7
27.
you shouldn't be caught dead anywhere else!
7
@CalebColossus
28.
hi ho, hi ho, its off to grope we go
7
@thorninaz
29.
our new and improved pat downs now detect wood
7
@mattcaves
30.
in soviet america you don't feel safe, safe feels you!
7
@lobstrosity
31.
life is a journey, sometimes it's a drag
7
32.
we treat you worse than we treat your luggage
7
33.
the prices can't be beat, but you can
6
34.
she has a boarding pass? she asked for it.
6
35.
norton - the anti-virus virus
6
36.
your pockets won't hurt when we put you in the dirt
5
@TRILL_TR3_1914
37.
you only get one chance to make a last impression.
5
@ElayneBoosler
38.
almost done, now pull my finger
5
39.
netflix - spend more time searching than actually watching
5
#truth
40.
united airlines. we'll kick your ass
4
41.
mile high club and now fight club
4
42.
tsa- keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams!
4
43.
today's menu: cancer or molestation
4
44.
you're in good hands
4
45.
everyone is dying to have their funeral here.
4
@IanMundy
46.
taco bell - drink and drive thru
4
47.
endorsed by senator larry craig
3
@lincolntrombone
48.
progressive - flo is annoying
3
49.
security. you know you want it!
2
@brucevbracken
50.
if you want to fly, you can't be shy.
2
@peytonjames
51.
webmd - convince yourself that you have a terminal illness
2
52.
hidden valley ranch - makes vegetables bad for you
1
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