1. applebee's - for when you're too lazy to cook your own frozen food 15
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2. it's not a grope. it's a freedom pat 13
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3. can't see london, can't see france, unless we see your underpants. 13
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4. we put the fun in funeral! 12
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5. you stab em, we grab em 12
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6. stay thirsty my friends 11
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7. it's our business to touch yours 11
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8. book a red eye and leave with a black eye 11
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9. we put the hospital in hospitality 10
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10. urban outfitters - pay money to look homeless 10
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11. gate rape isn't a crime 10
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12. now hiring! no sexual harassment training necessary! 10
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13. tsa- handles more balls than kobe bryant 10
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14. thanks for the mammaries 10
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15. that's sexual assult 10
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16. tsa off my t and a 9
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17. helping you join the mile-high club while on the ground. 9
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18. is that a pipe bomb or are you just happy to see me? 9
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19. put them in the ground, with no money down! 9
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20. coffins so nice, you'll wanna die twice 9
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21. early boarding, late boarding, and now water boarding 9
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22. new menu: chinese takeout on every flight! 9
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23. not enough seating, prepare for a beating 9
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24. yo adrienne, i made it off the plane! 8
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25. geek squad - let us google that for you 8
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26. adobe - an update is available 7
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27. you shouldn't be caught dead anywhere else! 7
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28. hi ho, hi ho, its off to grope we go 7
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29. our new and improved pat downs now detect wood 7
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30. in soviet america you don't feel safe, safe feels you! 7
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31. life is a journey, sometimes it's a drag 7
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32. we treat you worse than we treat your luggage 7
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33. the prices can't be beat, but you can 6
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34. she has a boarding pass? she asked for it. 6
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35. norton - the anti-virus virus 6
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36. your pockets won't hurt when we put you in the dirt 5
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37. you only get one chance to make a last impression. 5
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38. almost done, now pull my finger 5
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39. netflix - spend more time searching than actually watching 5
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40. united airlines. we'll kick your ass 4
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41. mile high club and now fight club 4
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42. tsa- keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams! 4
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43. today's menu: cancer or molestation 4
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44. you're in good hands 4
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45. everyone is dying to have their funeral here. 4
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46. taco bell - drink and drive thru 4
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47. endorsed by senator larry craig 3
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48. progressive - flo is annoying 3
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49. security. you know you want it! 2
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50. if you want to fly, you can't be shy. 2
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51. webmd - convince yourself that you have a terminal illness 2
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52. hidden valley ranch - makes vegetables bad for you 1 A down vote will remove this item!
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