"this lovely lass in her sun bonnet and flowing brown hair makes rasins look even more delicious than they already are"
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"It takes a bold guy to walk around town with a cane and no pants."
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"this one has great posture and a winning smile, not to mention a peep show if you know how to operate the package"
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"sweet tahitian dream girl. again, great posture and a nice lei."
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"okay, she's a little young, but, when the morton salt girl grows up, she's going to be a little fox jumping around in puddles pouring salt all over the place. she's going to be awesome."
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"sure, toast to the high life in your sexy little buccaneer costume and witch hat. you look great sitting up there on the moon. your fans have class."
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"she could be the hottest logo character, but this 'girl' really isn't that young. she looks more like a 50-year-old in a halloween costume. her daughter on the other hand..."
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"mrs. butterworth's cousin, jemima has been through a lot in her tenure as logo. she's been fat, then skinny, and cut her hair. but she's always had a great smile."
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"yeah, this was supposed to be just for women logo characters, but you can't deny it- that cap'n crunch is one sexy mo fo."
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"this 19th century doll is great--sophisticated and beautirful. refines, and well-kempt. the fact that it says 'mild satisfying' is could be a good thing."
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"ok, so, she's not the fittest of the logo characters, but she tastes like friggin syrup. i mean, she's made of syrup, so that's probably why."
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