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Top 64 Sports!
Original List by ZankRank

1. tennis
45
tennis
tennis
2. football
39
football
very good
4. march
29
march
march madness!, mlb spring training, nhl, nba
5. cricket
27
pakistani
6. october
25
nfl is kicking into gear, mlb has playoffs, nhl starts
7. may
24
may
indianapolis 500, french open tennis at roland garros, kentucky derby horseracing, preakness stakes horseracing, the players' championship in golf, nba playoffs, nhl
8. baseball
21
baseball
9. november
18
best moth for nfl, college football heats up, final world series games, nba starts, ncaa basketball kicks off, nhl under way
10. basketball
17
11. rugby
15
scrum!
12. january
15
nfl playoffs, australian open tennis grand slam, ncaa basketball, ncaa football bowl championship series, nhl, nba
13. doubles luge
14
doubles luge
It's not ridiculous enough to put a grown man in spandex onto a sled and fling him down a chute. No, we have to put another grown man in spandex right on top of him in order to double the ridiculousness.
14. curling
12
curling
Sure, it's an interesting physical phenomenon that scrubbing ice makes giant rocks veer in that direction, but does it merit an olympic sport? Really? Curling is basically like a glorifid shuffle board on ice but don't get grannie excited, the summer olympics alrady have enough events.
15. soccer
11
soccer
a larger stage than even the world cup?
annoying
17. jim nantz
10
should have been a pediatrist or something. anything but a sportscaster
nfl
baseball
22. kickball
9
23. soccor
8
24. anne v
8
anne v
damn
college football
26. biathalon
8
biathalon
Imagine all the different sport combinations that make sense together, then imagine cross-country skiing and shooting a gun. Outside of the obscure military training this sport enjoyed, it's pretty ridiculous. It's the equivalent of swimming the 100 meter freestyle with two shotput balls then jumping out of the pool to throw them.
27. jim lampley
8
horrible
28. ice skating
8
pattinaggio artistico
29. fencing
8
scherma
30. june
8
wimbledon, us open in golf, mlb well underway, nba playoffs
31. february
8
super bowl, nascar daytona 500, ncaa basketball heats up, nba, nhl
33. hocky
7
cool
34. breakdancing
7
1,2,3,4, i declare a thumb war!
36. hop scotch
7
freakin brilliant!
37. diving
7
diving
crazy!
39. september
7
nfl starts, college football starts, us open tennis championship
getting better, but still negative and arrogant
41. bandy
7
bandy
Like hockey except more ridiculous (they use a little pink ball instead of a puck).
basketball
43. hannah davis
7
44. gus johnson
6
overactor at all?
tennis
46. skijoring
6
skijoring
At first glance, this seems awesome, but there's a reason why this sport was only a demonstration sport in 1928. It's pretty ridiculous.
47. squash
6
squash
ginnastica artistica
49. golf
6
50. bob costas
5
clean presentation, but unappealing and has no football appeal
51. karaoke
5
wenkerfest idol?
52. ice dancing
5
ice dancing
Any sport that has "twizzles" as an integral aspect is by definition ridiculous.
tennis
54. track
5
55. usa-ussr
4
everything
56. billy packer
4
a real jerk
57. boxe
4
boxe
58. mary carillo
3
irritating voice, not much to say
59. december
3
ncaa football bowl games, nfl, ncaa basketball, nhl, nba
60. august
3
olympics, brickyard 400, mlb, nfl exhibitions
basketball
62. usc-ucla
2
college sports
golf
64. april
1
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