1. are you hand sanitizer? because i want you all over me. 10

2. baby, you must be pneumonia, because you're taking my breath away. 9

3. fancy going out ?, i'll go tuesday, you go wednesday 8

4. are you looking for a naughty girl? because i only washed my hands for 19 seconds. 7

5. i'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. asking him to maybe move back another foot. thanks. 6

6. i'm a squirter 5

7. howabout we quarantine and chill? 4

8. i would touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! 3

9. you had me at 'i've got toilet paper.' 2

10. hey babe! can i ship you a drink? 1 A down vote will remove this item!