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10 Social Distancing Pickup Lines!
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are you hand sanitizer? because i want you all over me.
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baby, you must be pneumonia, because you're taking my breath away.
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fancy going out ?, i'll go tuesday, you go wednesday
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are you looking for a naughty girl? because i only washed my hands for 19 seconds.
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i'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. asking him to maybe move back another foot. thanks.
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i'm a squirter
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howabout we quarantine and chill?
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i would touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
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you had me at 'i've got toilet paper.'
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hey babe! can i ship you a drink?
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