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10 Nsa Pickup Lines!
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girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there's no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at your location
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we had you at hello
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where have you been all my life. wait, i can find out
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hey baby, what are you wearing? jk i'm watching you already
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hey, i've never met you and this is crazy, but i stole your number so answer baby
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i can't wait to get a text from you voluntarily
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we understand you so much better than the guy you're with now
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i was going through your email and i noticed you like cats too
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i'm a great listener.
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baby, your verizon phone isn't the only thing i want to tap
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