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Top 34 Lies!
Original List by twitter

1. vietnamese
62
vietnamese
Sounds like a duck being brutalized and they're always yelling it.
2. chinese
30
Sounds all right when confucious say but not when some jerk is yelling at you selling pig toes
3. turkish
27
non-melodic, annyoing monotonic sound
4. arabic
20
phlegm
5. somali
19
somali
Violent hideousness
6. kazakh
17
like Turkish
7. wolof
15
sounds like an annoying mixture of French with Arabic
8. zulu
13
awful clicks
9. xhosa
12
awful clicks
10. sam
12
sam
was a blind pure-bred Chinese Crested hairless dog, and three time champion of the annual Sonoma-Marin Fair World's Ugliest Dog Contest in Northern California in 2003–2005. His ugliness gained him international fame and celebrity – his death was a top headline on major news websites.
11. pit bulls
10
pit bulls
Nasty buggers.
whatver language jacinda ardern speaks
Just a horrible cacophony of nasal vileness and wretched patronizing teeth
13. racism
10
fabric warehouse massacre
Peachoo Krejberg
15. mu mu
9
mu mu
16. no new taxes
9
@godsofruin
17. boxers
9
boxers
Dogs can pull off ugly when they're small and cute. Boxers are ugly and big. They don't make much sense.
chinese crested
There is no good reason for this dog.
21. bottom's up
7
bottom
@lord_voldemort7
23. german
7
Could you fit more phlegm causing syllables in your words?
24. chihuahua
6
chihuahua
Annoying and ugly.
@irespectfemales
26. witch's brew
6
Karlie Kloss presents a creation by Belgian designer Ann Demeulemeester
29. i'm fine
4
@yulianafransisk
31. big blah
3
big blah
@fuurrnxd
34. i don't lie
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