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1. melissa theuriau (121) buy from Amazon.com
melissa theuriau we have no idea who she is, what she broadcasts, or why there are so many vowels in her last name. but, oh, that lip gloss! that pout! those plunging necklines! if only she were to wave france’s traditional white flag of surrender in response to our romantic overtures…

gayane chichakyan I have no idea how to pronounce your name, but I know how to watch you pronounce other things.

3. megyn kelly (77) buy from Amazon.com
megyn kelly

6. anna gilligan (53) buy from Amazon.com
anna gilligan lovely skills set

7. helena humphrey (44) buy from Amazon.com
helena humphrey

8. bobbie thomas (38) buy from Amazon.com
bobbie thomas an innocent typo transforms her name from “bobbie” to “boobie.” we like boobies. boobies are nice.

9. julie banderas (33) buy from Amazon.com
julie banderas Equal parts fiery and flirtatious, this Colombian desk delicacy takes over for Shepard Smith on weekends of The Fox Report. But she'll never break the glass ceiling of weekday reportage until she matches Shep's mastery of the newsworthy obscenity.

10. laurie dhue (31) buy from Amazon.com
laurie dhue

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11. andrea feczko (29) buy from Amazon.com
andrea feczko

12. lisa guerrero (26) buy from Amazon.com
lisa guerrero granted, her stint as a sideline reporter for monday night football revealed an almost stunning ignorance of the nfl and its rules, not to mention a lack of familiarity with the english language. but even as she tripped over houshmandzadeh and hasselbeck and harrington, her chest heaved dependably j

13. tomi lahren (26) buy from Amazon.com
tomi lahren

14. jessica alba (24) buy from Amazon.com
jessica alba a silver-medal position for the 27-year-old californian, based purely on honeyed skin, a drum-taut latino body and her wilful disregard of why we’re all so desperate to see next year’s sin city sequel.

15. julie henderson (21) buy from Amazon.com
julie henderson my goodness

16. britt mchenry (21) buy from Amazon.com
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17. caroline sovik (20) buy from Amazon.com
what?

elisabeth hasselbeck phenomenal- even when she's preggers

19. sharon tay (20) buy from Amazon.com
sharon tay she used to be one of the few non-olbermann reasons to watch msnbc. now, she has gone oddly mia. even her sharontay.com web site includes nothing except her name and a cheesecake photo. so let’s get this straight: sharon tay has gone missing, and yet congress is wasting its time investigating the mi

20. melissa stark (18) buy from Amazon.com
melissa stark has anybody actually seen her since she moved over to the nbc side of the ball? the today show, olympic speedskating, co-hosting duties on carson daly’s (!) new year’s eve special…like her army of beer-swilling fans/pervs would ever watch any of this, even at knifepoint.

21. january jones (17) buy from Amazon.com
where did she come from?

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22. shelly roche (16) buy from Amazon.com
shelly roche absolutely stunning. her libertarian projects are beautiful too.
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23. michelle fields (16) buy from Amazon.com
michelle fields Nice interview with Matt Damon!

24. anna gilligan (15) buy from Amazon.com
anna gilligan lovely skills set

25. andrea tantaros (15) buy from Amazon.com
andrea tantaros

26. jenna lee (15) buy from Amazon.com
jenna lee

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27. melanie collins (14) buy from Amazon.com
melanie collins Perhaps the best aspect of fantasy football, which is saying a lot.

28. julie henderson (14) buy from Amazon.com
julie henderson my goodness

29. annabelle wallis (14) buy from Amazon.com
annabelle wallis

30. lara logan (14) buy from Amazon.com
lara logan 60 minutes? hell, we only need one, one and a half tops. random trivia: she was born in durban, a south african city with some serious friggin’ sugar cane plantations. and yet she remains as lithe and lean as a panther. score one for self-discipline!

31. minka kelly (14) buy from Amazon.com
minka kelly as the adorable cheerleader, lyla garity on the nbc drama, friday night lights, minka kelly has made herself a household name. with a couple of film projects set to debut in 2010, minka will surely be in the spotlight more this year. her romance with yankees shortstop derek jeter has made headlines, asking the question is minka just another knotch on jeter’s belt or is this romance the real deal? even with the new york media, the pair seem to maintain a pretty low-key profile. rumors of an engagement have been swirling for months but as of now boys, she’s still on the market. well, that is if you can compare to derek jeter.

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32. kiran chetry (13) buy from Amazon.com
kiran chetry she reports, we decide (to slather ourselves silly with moisturizer). her first name means "rays of sunshine" in sanskrit. seriously.

33. megan fox (13) buy from Amazon.com
there’s not a woman alive who looks better bent over a 1976 chevrolet camaro in a denim miniskirt. with a sultry glower, capricious pout and six tattoos, she’s the junior angelina jolie (but without the orphan addiction).

34. alicia vikander (13) buy from Amazon.com
alicia vikander Extremely talented star of Ex Machina.

35. jessica alba (12) buy from Amazon.com
jessica alba a silver-medal position for the 27-year-old californian, based purely on honeyed skin, a drum-taut latino body and her wilful disregard of why we’re all so desperate to see next year’s sin city sequel.

36. gisele bundchen (12) buy from Amazon.com
gisele bundchen duh

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37. olivia wilde (12) buy from Amazon.com
olivia wilde new york beauty who has climbed the rankings and made her first appearance in the top ten, probably as a result of her scintillating performance in sci-fi flick tron: legacy. although some of you may recognise olivia wilde as the resident beauty-with-brains on house, where she plays a doctor nicknamed thirteen. the rest of you? well, you’ll probably better know her as the one who locked lips with mischa barton in the o.c. all those years ago (as if you even needed reminding). oh, and her real name is cockburn. just so you know.

“seriously, i really want to grab scarlett’s breasts. she’s got beautiful ones.” there you have it: evidence that the 23-year-old now makes even her female co-stars – the famously straight-laced natalie portman, in this case – come over all peculiar.

39. keeley hazell (11) buy from Amazon.com
the 21-year-old with the nation’s finest frontage has spent the last year modelling too-small lingerie, starring in a slightly odd online technology show and making it big in the us.

40. lindsay czarniak (11) buy from Amazon.com
lindsay czarniak Dun nu nu du nu nuh! ESPN

41. martina markota (11) buy from Amazon.com
martina markota

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42. kat timpf (11) buy from Amazon.com
kat timpf

43. emilia clarke (10) buy from Amazon.com
emilia clarke Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke was given that title by the editors at Esquire. The magazine revealed the news at midnight on Monday after teasing the unveiling throughout the day.

44. michelle keegan (10) buy from Amazon.com


45. tabrett bethell (10) buy from Amazon.com
tabrett bethell Cara from Legend of the Seeker

46. kaity tong (10) buy from Amazon.com


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47. elisha cuthbert (10) buy from Amazon.com
despite 18 months of minimal movie output (including the tortuous captivity), this 25-year-old is genuinely more popular than ever. maybe it’s memories of her pink panties in old school. or her ‘adult’ scenes in the girl next door.

48. erin andrews (10) buy from Amazon.com
erin andrews sorry to hear about her trials and tribulations with the stalker. want me to take him out erin?

49. blake lively (10) buy from Amazon.com
blake lively when blake lively, sporting a spectacular chanel frock, walked the red carpet at this year's toronto international film festival for the premiere of her film the town, her transformation was officially complete. in just three years, lively had gone from star of the salacious teen soap gossip girl to a legitimate movie star. but today, with her nomination for favorite tv drama actress at the 2011 people's choice awards, blake lively is on the verge of something even bigger. with her relationship to penn badgley quietly behind her and a growing sense that, despite its continued success, gossip girl is nearing an end, lively continues her transition to the big screen as she prepares for next summer’s superhero saga green lantern, in which she plays ryan reynolds' love interest. unlike some

50. bradley cooper (10) buy from Amazon.com
bradley cooper

51. idris elba (9) buy from Amazon.com
idris elba

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behold: the woman that you – the fhm faithful – have voted as your sexiest woman in the world 2011, rosie huntington-whiteley. make a note of her name, by the way – none of this rosie white huntington or rose huntington whitely malarkey, oh no. you have decided that she’s the hottest woman walking the earth today, so it’s only polite that you get her name right in case you ‘accidentally’ bump into her and shake her hand in congratulations, no?

cinnamon stouffer cinnamon stuffer sounds like something we’d call one of our friends if he decided to pass up a ball game for an afternoon baking tea cakes. nonetheless, owing to her ability to read a teleprompter without blinking or gagging on her own spittle, this cinnamon transcends spice rack and spice girl alik

54. angelina jolie (9) buy from Amazon.com
angelina jolie debatably, she’s the world’s most physically faultless female, from her vivid bottle-green eyes to those flawless curves (recall her as lara croft?). and then there’s her weakness for swinging both ways. “am i bisexual?” she smiles. “absolutely. yes.”

56. caroline cann (9) buy from Amazon.com
caroline cann Yes she cann

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margaret brennan Financial news is eye-stabbingly boring, so it's only logical that the business networks are wrapping it in shinier foil. Enter: CNBC's ravishing retail correspondent. We could watch her report the sand futures in Saudi Arabia as long as it was accompanied by those Irish eyes and a smile as big and sparkly as Warren Buffet's jewelry cave.

caitlin sinclair One America News Network > Legacy News

59. kendall jenner (8) buy from Amazon.com


60. margot robbie (8) buy from Amazon.com


61. taylor swift (8) buy from Amazon.com
taylor swift

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62. ariana grande (8) buy from Amazon.com
ariana grande

kayleigh mcenany Light in a pool of darkness

64. polly boiko (8) buy from Amazon.com
polly boiko I would RT that! @Polly_Boiko

65. allison langdon (8) buy from Amazon.com
allison langdon I don't care if you're upside down in Australia, it works.

66. megan fox (8) buy from Amazon.com
there’s not a woman alive who looks better bent over a 1976 chevrolet camaro in a denim miniskirt. with a sultry glower, capricious pout and six tattoos, she’s the junior angelina jolie (but without the orphan addiction).

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67. katy perry (8) buy from Amazon.com
katy perry sexuality-wise, the jury’s out. she kissed a girl. she liked it. and then she faced a barrage of criticism from both stuffy conservatives and a (slightly more effeminate) backlash from the gay community. yet somehow, her place as one of pop’s hottest new faces already seems assured. debut album one of the boys has already sold a million copies and, with saucily-attired live performances regularly playing to sell-out crowds, her success shows no sign of slowing down. in short, she’s the 21st century’s britney spears. only with more musical attitude, a less conventional look and a healthier mental state.

68. jessica biel (8) buy from Amazon.com
the minnesota-born hardbody has put her french and choctaw-indian descent to good use: when the call goes out for an ethnically ambiguous siren, biel is likely to get the gig. after beginning her career in musicals such as pro-ginger propaganda play annie, biel made her screen debut aged 15 in ulee’s gold. anyone who caught 2007's dreadful i now pronounce you chuck and larry will tell you that jessica biel isn't cut out for comedy. similarly, anyone who's ever seen her in tight trousers will confirm that she has an incredible ass. putting two and two together, the actress scored a resounding winner with her adept and agile portrayal of a stripper in powder blue, our favorite biel performance for more than one reason.

70. chris evans (8) buy from Amazon.com


71. liam hemsworth (8) buy from Amazon.com
liam hemsworth

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72. your mom (8) buy from Amazon.com
your mom I mean, let's be honest, she's pretty dang sexy!

73. megan fox (8) buy from Amazon.com
there’s not a woman alive who looks better bent over a 1976 chevrolet camaro in a denim miniskirt. with a sultry glower, capricious pout and six tattoos, she’s the junior angelina jolie (but without the orphan addiction).

74. adriana lima (7) buy from Amazon.com
now entering her tenth year on the catwalk, brazilian supermodel lima is so perfect that her government uses her picture to make brazilians not mind about all that city of god stuff. a strict catholic, she was believed to be the only 28-year-old virgin left on the planet until she married on valentine's day this year. lima volunteers in an orphanage in her home town where the small boys ask her for cuddles, look down her top and then high-five each other the second that her back's turned.

“seriously, i really want to grab scarlett’s breasts. she’s got beautiful ones.” there you have it: evidence that the 23-year-old now makes even her female co-stars – the famously straight-laced natalie portman, in this case – come over all peculiar.

76. sian welby (7) buy from Amazon.com
sian welby That Green Screen has never looked so good!

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77. greta wall (7) buy from Amazon.com
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78. maria bartiromo (7) buy from Amazon.com


79. kate upton (6) buy from Amazon.com
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80. caroline flack (6) buy from Amazon.com


81. cheryl cole (6) buy from Amazon.com
cheryl cole since the tabloid revelations, the 24-year-old’s been looking either ‘gaunt’ or ‘fabulous and bouncing back’, depending on which paper you read. a recent voting surge shows what fhm readers think, propelling her back up to seventh spot.

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britt from left vs. right right on!

83. suzy kolber (6) buy from Amazon.com
suzy kolber she smiles, knows her sports, and deftly parried a drunken advance by joe namath during a nationally televised game. what’s not to like? hell, she almost convinces us that she doesn’t mind the company of chris berman and michael irvin.

85. justin theroux (6) buy from Amazon.com
justin theroux

86. rihanna (6) buy from Amazon.com
rihanna it’s hard to believe that rihanna is still just only 23-years-old, considering how long the barbadian beauty has been around for. however, she’s managed to blast herself into this year’s 100 sexiest top ten after having a sensational 12 months. she’s released her fifth studio album – loud – and a couple of singles which have all dominated the charts across the globe. plus, there’s also the small matter of her s&m music video, which was banned in more than ten countries after it was deemed a bit too naughty. you’re going to google that now, aren’t you? aren’t you?!

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87. madeline zima (5) buy from Amazon.com
when a 16-year-old girl knows she’s attractive, she can use that power to devastating effect. which is exactly what madeline zima’s character, mia, does in californication. mia uses her feminine wiles to bed david duchovny, who doesn’t realise she’s 16. “i knew a lot of girls like her when i was 16,” she recalls, “and i was wilder than i am now by a long shot. so if i can’t relate my own experiences to her, i use people that i knew at that time who were that wild.” luckily, madeline is actually 23 – a long time since her first gig in a nappy advert in 1987. yes, in the same year that lethal weapon came out, she was two years old. “that was also the first time i ever did nudity on tv!” laughs zima. “it was the baby’s bare ass running into the towel – and once upon a time, that was my young

88. hilary duff (5) buy from Amazon.com
hilary duff our december 2007 cover star isn’t content with the starring role on high school sit-com lizzie mcguire, she’s also released five albums and just completed her 16th movie (the ’80s drama safety glass).

89. elisha cuthbert (5) buy from Amazon.com
despite 18 months of minimal movie output (including the tortuous captivity), this 25-year-old is genuinely more popular than ever. maybe it’s memories of her pink panties in old school. or her ‘adult’ scenes in the girl next door.

90. courtney friel (5) buy from Amazon.com


91. romina puga (5) buy from Amazon.com
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92. katy tur (4) buy from Amazon.com
katy tur on msncb, so take it with a grain of salt, but attractive.

93. tamsen fadal (4) buy from Amazon.com


94. courtney reagan (4) buy from Amazon.com


95. kayla tausche (4) buy from Amazon.com
kayla tausche

96. keira knightley (4) buy from Amazon.com
as any savvy movie-goer is well aware, historical dramas often contain scenes of erotic brilliance. keira’s role in last year’s oscar-nominated atonement, for example, was savagely salacious. the good news is the 2006 winner has another period bodice-ripper out later this year.

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“in an age of conflict… in a world of uncertainty… a hero will arise.” tv trailers tell us this, but they didn’t say she’d be a button-cute 18-year-old new yorker who’d debut in fhm’s very pages.

98. brooklyn decker (4) buy from Amazon.com
this year’s highest new entry, brooklyn decker, is an ohio-born model who has been gradually making a successful transition to films over the past year. having pretty emphatically conquered the modelling world by appearing on the cover of the sports illustrated swimsuit issue, mrs andy roddick starred in comedy just go with it and has just finished filming battleship, which is out next year.

99. tim mcgraw (4) buy from Amazon.com
tim mcgraw

100. josh charles (4) buy from Amazon.com
josh charles

101. joel mchale (4) buy from Amazon.com
joel mchale

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102. jason momoa (3) buy from Amazon.com
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103. irina shayk (3) buy from Amazon.com
if you weren’t one of the many guys who voted for irina shayk, then she may be a relatively unfamiliar name to you. it might even prove to be pretty troublesome for some to pronounce (‘eye-reen-ah shy-eek’ is basically what you’re after, pronunciation fans). but don’t worry too much about that, because what you really need to know is this: the 25-year-old russian – who’s currently keeping cristiano ronaldo occupied when he isn’t either diving or shooting from 45 yards – has been photographed a lot whilst traipsing around in just a bikini in the past year. and that generally leads to good things. like being your second-highest new entry in this year’s countdown. and thinking about her not wearing very much. very often.

104. marisa miller (3) buy from Amazon.com
a four place drop for the victoria’s secret angel marisa miller, who starred on the cover of last august’s fhm playing up to the housewife-next-door fantasy. the californian supermodel - undeniably the reigning queen of sports illustrated’s swimsuit issue, with back-to-back appearances since 2002 – said in that issue that she’s learnt “it’s sexier to be curvy.” yes, marisa. yes it is.

105. kelly brook (3) buy from Amazon.com
kelly brook it’s been quite a busy year for the kent beauty kelly brook, who’s proved to be a perennially popular selection in the 100 sexiest countdown since her debut way back in 1998. she’s dumped rugby ace danny cipriani, graced the fhm cover twice, starred as a porn actress going for a naked swim in joke horror film piranha 3d, and bowed to a decade of pressure by finally posing in the buff for playboy. so how’s she managed to still drop a place in the standings? well, we’re guessing it’s an expression of disappointment from you lot that she’s going to be away from our mag covers whilst she’s off having her first baby with former rugby ace thom evans. makes sense now, huh?

106. ana kasparian (3) buy from Amazon.com
ana kasparian The Young Turks star

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107. ellie goulding (3) buy from Amazon.com


108. alexandria hoff (3) buy from Amazon.com


109. lucy watson (2) buy from Amazon.com


nicole scherzinger a big leap up the standings for the pussycat dolls' former leading lady nicole scherzinger, who has jumped 64 places from last year’s poll to 9th this year. nicole’s been hanging out around formula one pitstops a lot in the past twelve months, continuing her important role as lewis hamilton’s missus. “the guy who marries me is going to be with me forever because i’m very traditional,” said nicole recently, amid rife speculation that lewis is soon to get down on one knee. lucky boy – sadly, our expert navigation around the m25 clockwise hasn’t yet yielded us a girlfriend of similar 100 sexiest quality.

111. heidi montag (2) buy from Amazon.com
other than appearing in mtv show the hills, heidi montag is famous for having a boob job, collagen lip injections and rhinoplasty, and for releasing asingle on itunes. and for saying things like: “i’m very religious, that’s how i’ve gotten to where i am today.” and although jesus is probably used to being let down by now, he can’t fail to be slightly miffed by news that montag is reportedly in negotiations with playboy. which, come to think of it, doesn’t sit too well with that other thing she said: “i plan to win an oscar.”

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112. anne hathaway (2) buy from Amazon.com
famous primarily for being “that girl off the princess diaries” it’s important to know that she was most definitely 18 at the time of filming, so stare away. if you want, that is. hell, anything to avoid julie andrews. anything. in a similarly girly film role, hathaway also appeared in the oh-so-cutting exploration of fashion magazines, the devil wears prada. this is also well worth avoiding, as she doesn’t even get naked. for that, try havoc. you won’t regret it.

113. ryan gosling (2) buy from Amazon.com
ryan gosling

114. blake lively (2) buy from Amazon.com
blake lively when blake lively, sporting a spectacular chanel frock, walked the red carpet at this year's toronto international film festival for the premiere of her film the town, her transformation was officially complete. in just three years, lively had gone from star of the salacious teen soap gossip girl to a legitimate movie star. but today, with her nomination for favorite tv drama actress at the 2011 people's choice awards, blake lively is on the verge of something even bigger. with her relationship to penn badgley quietly behind her and a growing sense that, despite its continued success, gossip girl is nearing an end, lively continues her transition to the big screen as she prepares for next summer’s superhero saga green lantern, in which she plays ryan reynolds' love interest. unlike some

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