"we have no idea who she is, what she broadcasts, or why there are so many vowels in her last name. but, oh, that lip gloss! that pout! those plunging necklines! if only she were to wave france’s traditional white flag of surrender in response to our romantic overtures…"
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"I have no idea how to pronounce your name, but I know how to watch you pronounce other things."
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"an innocent typo transforms her name from “bobbie” to “boobie.” we like boobies. boobies are nice."
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"Equal parts fiery and flirtatious, this Colombian desk delicacy takes over for Shepard Smith on weekends of The Fox Report. But she'll never break the glass ceiling of weekday reportage until she matches Shep's mastery of the newsworthy obscenity."
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"granted, her stint as a sideline reporter for monday night football revealed an almost stunning ignorance of the nfl and its rules, not to mention a lack of familiarity with the english language. but even as she tripped over houshmandzadeh and hasselbeck and harrington, her chest heaved dependably j"
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"she used to be one of the few non-olbermann reasons to watch msnbc. now, she has gone oddly mia. even her sharontay.com web site includes nothing except her name and a cheesecake photo. so let’s get this straight: sharon tay has gone missing, and yet congress is wasting its time investigating the mi"
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"phenomenal- even when she's preggers"
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"has anybody actually seen her since she moved over to the nbc side of the ball? the today show, olympic speedskating, co-hosting duties on carson daly’s (!) new year’s eve special…like her army of beer-swilling fans/pervs would ever watch any of this, even at knifepoint."
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"Nice interview with Matt Damon!"
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"absolutely stunning. her libertarian projects are beautiful too."
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"Perhaps the best aspect of fantasy football, which is saying a lot."
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"60 minutes? hell, we only need one, one and a half tops. random trivia: she was born in durban, a south african city with some serious friggin’ sugar cane plantations. and yet she remains as lithe and lean as a panther. score one for self-discipline!"
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"she reports, we decide (to slather ourselves silly with moisturizer). her first name means "rays of sunshine" in sanskrit. seriously."
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"Dun nu nu du nu nuh! ESPN"
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"sorry to hear about her trials and tribulations with the stalker. want me to take him out erin?"
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"cinnamon stuffer sounds like something we’d call one of our friends if he decided to pass up a ball game for an afternoon baking tea cakes. nonetheless, owing to her ability to read a teleprompter without blinking or gagging on her own spittle, this cinnamon transcends spice rack and spice girl alik"
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"Financial news is eye-stabbingly boring, so it's only logical that the business networks are wrapping it in shinier foil. Enter: CNBC's ravishing retail correspondent. We could watch her report the sand futures in Saudi Arabia as long as it was accompanied by those Irish eyes and a smile as big and sparkly as Warren Buffet's jewelry cave."
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"One America News Network > Legacy News"
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"Light in a pool of darkness"
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"I would RT that! @Polly_Boiko"
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"I don't care if you're upside down in Australia, it works."
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"That Green Screen has never looked so good!"
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"she smiles, knows her sports, and deftly parried a drunken advance by joe namath during a nationally televised game. what’s not to like? hell, she almost convinces us that she doesn’t mind the company of chris berman and michael irvin."
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"on msncb, so take it with a grain of salt, but attractive."
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