Top 15 Yo Mama's So Statist Jokes Ranked!

Top 15 Yo Mama's So Statist Jokes!

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1. yo mama's so statist you can't play with legos without a building permit ►

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2. yo mama's so statist she broke her own windows to stimulate her economy ►

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3. yo mama's so statist she made you register your water guns ►

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4. the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club. ►
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the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

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5. why can't you trust atoms? because they make up everything! ►
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6. did you hear about hte man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's o k now ►
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7. yo mama's so statist she performs tsa patdowns when your friends come over to play

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8. what do you get when you order a root beer in a square glass? beer. ►
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9. is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? ►
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10. yo mama's so statist she made you apply for a food license to make a peanut butter jelly ►

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11. you mama's so statist she drone bombed her neighbors because they envied her freedom ►

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12. yo mama's so statist she charged you a carbon tax for farting ►

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13. helium walks into a bar and the bartender says 'we don't serve noble gasses here'. helium doesn't react. ►
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14. you mama's so statist she made you fill out a w2 for your allowance ►

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15. you mama's so statist she waterboarded you to find out who started 'it' ►

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