Top 9 Yo Mama's So Statist Jokes Ranked!

Top 9 Yo Mama's So Statist Jokes!

Original List by Joe-1313738725

1. yo mama's so statist you can't play with legos without a building permit

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2. yo mama's so statist she broke her own windows to stimulate her economy

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3. yo mama's so statist she made you register your water guns

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4. yo mama's so statist she performs tsa patdowns when your friends come over to play

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5. yo mama's so statist she made you apply for a food license to make a peanut butter jelly

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6. you mama's so statist she drone bombed her neighbors because they envied her freedom

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7. yo mama's so statist she charged you a carbon tax for farting

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8. you mama's so statist she made you fill out a w2 for your allowance

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9. you mama's so statist she waterboarded you to find out who started 'it'

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