1. take pictures of their feet 13

2. express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, brintney, whitney, and sarah!!! love you girls!! 10

3. express their extreme annoyance at this work day today and hint that it deserves alcohol 9

4. take pictures of undeserving food 8

5. write a status in another language. parce que, je suis tres intelligente!! 8

6. simultaneously looking preppy and cute while throwing gang signs and contorting their faces 8

7. document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “getting my oil changed today then stopping by the gyno 7

8. thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting next to her 7

9. write angry letters to companies (dear ez park, i hate you!), 6

10. look way too hot for public consumption 6

11. make their status the song lyrics of any kings of leon song. 6

12. take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: really? 5

13. put a profile pic up with her and a prettier friend 4

14. subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific 4

15. express their distaste for facebook on facebook and threaten to leave facebook to their facebook friends 3