1. you're #1 in my breadline 10

2. is that a communist manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? 9

3. i want 100% of your heart and 70% of your income 8

4. you'll be on the first train to my gulag 7

5. i'd really like to seize your assets 6

6. you're special, just like everyone else 5

7. i'd let you stay in one of my three houses 4

8. i want to share everything but you 3

9. i'd like to seize your means of reproduction 2

10. all my past loves weren't "real love" 1 A down vote will remove this item!