10 Social Distancing Pickup Lines
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are you hand sanitizer? because i want you all over me.
baby, you must be pneumonia, because you're taking my breath away.
fancy going out ?, i'll go tuesday, you go wednesday
are you looking for a naughty girl? because i only washed my hands for 19 seconds.
i'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. asking him to maybe move back another foot. thanks.
i'm a squirter
howabout we quarantine and chill?
i would touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
you had me at 'i've got toilet paper.'
hey babe! can i ship you a drink?
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