1. look at those huge breasts! 21

2. just spread the legs and stuff it in 13

3. tying the legs together keeps the inside moist 9

4. it's cool whip time 8

5. i can't put another thing in my mouth 8

6. just drizzle it over the breasts. 7

7. if i undo my pants, i'll explode 7

8. i only like dark meat 6

9. stop playing with your meat 5

10. how long will it take after you stick it in? 3

11. you'll know it's ready when it pops up 2