1. look at those huge breasts! 21

2. just spread the legs and stuff it in 13

3. i like my meat undressed 10

4. tying the legs together keeps the inside moist 9

5. it's cool whip time 8

6. i can't put another thing in my mouth 8

7. just drizzle it over the breasts. 7

8. if i undo my pants, i'll explode 7

9. i only like dark meat 6

10. stop playing with your meat 5

11. how long will it take after you stick it in? 3

12. you'll know it's ready when it pops up 2