"He was evidently not prepared to take the throne."
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"This guy got the shaft with his name, unmodified by anything exciting. It sounds more like a porn website than a ruler of the free world."
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"I bet he wishes he saw the barber more often. Who wants to be remembered by their poor grooming habits?"
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"This guy may or may not have been the first Hobbit."
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"Probably the most indecent-sounding English monarch, but his legacy continues today."
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