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Top 52 Funniest New Year's Resolutions!
Original List by ZankRank

melissa theuriau
we have no idea who she is, what she broadcasts, or why there are so many vowels in her last name. but, oh, that lip gloss! that pout! those plunging necklines! if only she were to wave france’s traditional white flag of surrender in response to our romantic overtures…
gayane chichakyan
I have no idea how to pronounce your name, but I know how to watch you pronounce other things.
3. megyn kelly
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megyn kelly
anna gilligan
lovely skills set
bobbie thomas
an innocent typo transforms her name from “bobbie” to “boobie.” we like boobies. boobies are nice.
julie banderas
Equal parts fiery and flirtatious, this Colombian desk delicacy takes over for Shepard Smith on weekends of The Fox Report. But she'll never break the glass ceiling of weekday reportage until she matches Shep's mastery of the newsworthy obscenity.
10. laurie dhue
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laurie dhue
11. andrea feczko
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andrea feczko
12. lisa guerrero
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lisa guerrero
granted, her stint as a sideline reporter for monday night football revealed an almost stunning ignorance of the nfl and its rules, not to mention a lack of familiarity with the english language. but even as she tripped over houshmandzadeh and hasselbeck and harrington, her chest heaved dependably j
13. tomi lahren
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tomi lahren
14. britt mchenry
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britt mchenry
15. sharon tay
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sharon tay
she used to be one of the few non-olbermann reasons to watch msnbc. now, she has gone oddly mia. even her sharontay.com web site includes nothing except her name and a cheesecake photo. so let’s get this straight: sharon tay has gone missing, and yet congress is wasting its time investigating the mi
elisabeth hasselbeck
phenomenal- even when she's preggers
17. melissa stark
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melissa stark
has anybody actually seen her since she moved over to the nbc side of the ball? the today show, olympic speedskating, co-hosting duties on carson daly’s (!) new year’s eve special…like her army of beer-swilling fans/pervs would ever watch any of this, even at knifepoint.
michelle fields
Nice interview with Matt Damon!
19. shelly roche
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shelly roche
absolutely stunning. her libertarian projects are beautiful too.
21. jenna lee
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jenna lee
melanie collins
Perhaps the best aspect of fantasy football, which is saying a lot.
23. lara logan
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lara logan
60 minutes? hell, we only need one, one and a half tops. random trivia: she was born in durban, a south african city with some serious friggin’ sugar cane plantations. and yet she remains as lithe and lean as a panther. score one for self-discipline!
24. kiran chetry
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kiran chetry
she reports, we decide (to slather ourselves silly with moisturizer). her first name means "rays of sunshine" in sanskrit. seriously.
lindsay czarniak
Dun nu nu du nu nuh! ESPN
27. kat timpf
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kat timpf
28. kaity tong
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29. erin andrews
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erin andrews
sorry to hear about her trials and tribulations with the stalker. want me to take him out erin?
cinnamon stouffer
cinnamon stuffer sounds like something we’d call one of our friends if he decided to pass up a ball game for an afternoon baking tea cakes. nonetheless, owing to her ability to read a teleprompter without blinking or gagging on her own spittle, this cinnamon transcends spice rack and spice girl alik
margaret brennan
Financial news is eye-stabbingly boring, so it's only logical that the business networks are wrapping it in shinier foil. Enter: CNBC's ravishing retail correspondent. We could watch her report the sand futures in Saudi Arabia as long as it was accompanied by those Irish eyes and a smile as big and sparkly as Warren Buffet's jewelry cave.
caitlin sinclair
One America News Network > Legacy News
caroline cann
Yes she cann
kayleigh mcenany
Light in a pool of darkness
36. polly boiko
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polly boiko
I would RT that! @Polly_Boiko
allison langdon
I don't care if you're upside down in Australia, it works.
39. sian welby
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sian welby
That Green Screen has never looked so good!
40. greta wall
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greta wall
42. suzy kolber
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suzy kolber
she smiles, knows her sports, and deftly parried a drunken advance by joe namath during a nationally televised game. what’s not to like? hell, she almost convinces us that she doesn’t mind the company of chris berman and michael irvin.
britt from left vs. right
right on!
46. romina puga
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romina puga
47. katy tur
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katy tur
on msncb, so take it with a grain of salt, but attractive.
ana kasparian
The Young Turks star
49. tamsen fadal
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