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19 Funniest New Year's Resolutions!
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wear pants when i leave the house
13
2.
i will find that bastard who let the dogs out
12
3.
stop making new year's resolutions
11
4.
be more positive and less sarcastic, like i won't screw that up right away
11
5.
love myself like kanye loves himself
10
6.
i will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
10
7.
my new year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!
10
8.
i will shower less and use more cologne
10
9.
i will find out what the hell that smell is
10
10.
i will change my username to 'password' and my password to 'username'
9
11.
i will stop saying," ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
8
12.
stop blaming others on my flatulants
8
13.
stop talking on the phone while on the pot
7
14.
reject a supermodel every once in a while
7
15.
making love while sky diving
7
16.
i will work with neglected children...my own
5
17.
i will change all the clocks flashing '12:00'
4
18.
don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
3
19.
i will always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
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