1. i can't date the internet 10

2. i never forwarded those chain messages in 2008 9

3. james lafferty doesn't know i exist. 8

4. i had a date and when i brought him over my dad pretended to rob is to see if he would defend me. 7

5. i can't date myself 6

6. chuck bass is a fictional character. 5

7. girls have cooties 4

8. the gradual emergence of monotheism in western civilization. 3

9. i can't speak in 140 characters or less 2

10. i like money 1 A down vote will remove this item!