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Top 28 valentine's day!
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cinco de mayo
"Pretty darn frivolous"
st. patrick
"What a great holiday that no one knows anything about except for the fact that it involves Ireland somehow"
april fool
"pretty darn frivolous, but sometimes very funny"
star wars day
"May the Fourth Be with you."
halloween
"Unless you count girls having an excuse to wear skimpy little renditions of every costume known to man somewhat worthwhile, Halloween is frivolous."
juneteenth
"This is basically just a black Independence Day. I thought we were over racism?"
"Utterly frivolous, but has a great movie named after it"
mardi gras
"well, not so much frivolous as gratuitous"
"Yeah, let's celebrate working by not working."
"Actually kid of stupid"
"Does anyone celebrate this?"
"do arbors need a day?"
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