1. wait to tweet about how awful it is apparently. 10

2. watch espn all day 9

3. call 1-888-45-maury 8

4. watch your own shows, cause woman will try to hog your tv lol 7

5. flirt w. thirsty hoes on the internet 6

6. have a opinion. it's whatever she says 5

7. wait to be single again! 4

8. live without health insurance 3

9. put anyone before your family 2

10. expect to see your wife to be fly all the time, you'll see her in sweats more often than dressed up 1 A down vote will remove this item!