Top 8 Most Profound Modern Epiphanies Ranked!

Top 8 Most Profound Modern Epiphanies!

Original List by Joe-1313738725

1. today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be ever again.

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today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be ever again.

2. the object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

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3. the sinking of the titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

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4. waterboarding at guantanamo bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

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5. the person who would proof read hitler's speeches was literally a grammar nazi.

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6. you don't have to check your phone to find out if it's sunny outside.

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7. loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

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8. you are free to choose but not free from the consequences of your choice.

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