1. he is the life of parties he has never attended 11

2. sharks have a week dedicated to him 10

3. if he were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him. 9

4. police often question him just because they find him interesting 7

5. he's a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas 6

6. he's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room 5

7. he never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken 4

8. people hang on his every word, even the prepositions 3