1. i forgot my cleaner's name 10

2. i have a paper cut on my finger. every tweet is agony. 9

3. i can't believe i bought a toaster without a bagel setting 8

4. i think i've put too much water in with my quinoa 7

5. no shiraz so i had to use merlot in the beef bourguignon 6

6. just got a splinter in my finger from an avacado stone. #guacinjury 5

7. i had to turn down the brightness on the ipad because my eyes hurt 4