1. for popping zits on my back- you're the best! 10

2. you are the wine beneath my wings 9

3. hey thanks for letting me borrow your hemorrhoid cream don’t worry i’ll put this transaction on private 8

4. the severed horse head was a nice touch 7

5. not drugs 6

6. food for thot 5

7. wildebeest grooming 4

8. small weiner contest 3

9. friendship dues 2

10. an unfortunate series of events 1 A down vote will remove this item!