Top 9 Funniest One Liners Ranked!

Top 9 Funniest One Liners!

Original List by twitter

1. if i had to describe myself in one word, it would be 'bad at following directions'. ►

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2. i'll never forget where i buried that hatchet. ►

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3. compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted ►

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4. if nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town. ►

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5. it ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat! ►

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6. it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. ►

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7. i need a backspace key for my mouth. ►

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8. if it's free, it's advice. if you pay for it, it's counseling. if you can use either one, it's a mir ►

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9. the economy is so bad that exxon laid off 25 congressmen. ►

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