Top 9 Funniest One Liners Ranked!

Top 9 Funniest One Liners!

Original List by twitter

1. if i had to describe myself in one word, it would be 'bad at following directions'.

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if i had to describe myself in one word, it would be 'bad at following directions'.

2. i'll never forget where i buried that hatchet.

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i'll never forget where i buried that hatchet.

3. compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted

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4. if nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.

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5. it ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat!

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6. it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.

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7. i need a backspace key for my mouth.

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8. if it's free, it's advice. if you pay for it, it's counseling. if you can use either one, it's a mir

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9. the economy is so bad that exxon laid off 25 congressmen.

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