"It was announced Daniel Craig will be reprising his role as James Bond in a new installment called Spectre where a bunch of stuff will explode and he will kick a ton of secret Commie ass. Many were skeptical when Craig was initially announced as the new Bond. Apparently they were unaware he would be shooting enough roids to grow his cranium into a battering ram and take the mild mannered British sleuth character in the direction of a horny Incredible Hulk. Who cares if Bond is a blonde dude? Would you take Pierce Brosnan in a street fight over Brock Lesner wielding a Volkswagen bumper? James Bond doesn’t care about high society anymore. He’s just a Terminator who likes to get buzzed on overpriced drinks of which he always seems to walk out on the tab."
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