| “seriously, i really want to grab scarlett’s breasts. she’s got beautiful ones.” there you have it: evidence that the 23-year-old now makes even her female co-stars – the famously straight-laced natalie portman, in this case – come over all peculiar. |
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| “seriously, i really want to grab scarlett’s breasts. she’s got beautiful ones.” there you have it: evidence that the half-danish actress now makes even her female co-stars – the famously straight-laced natalie portman, in this case – come over all peculiar. women love this 24-year-old. maybe it's her integrity style and intelligence. perhaps they see her as a worthy figurehead for womanhood? or possibly, like us, they just love her epic cans, naturally pouting lips and rubenesque bottom. after 15 years of acting, johansson is now a proper movie star who can walk the line between critically-lauded period pieces such as the other boleyn girl and action fodder such as iron man 2, in which she'll be playing the black widow next year. |
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| on the day that scarlett johansson announced her separation from ryan reynolds (who just happens to be the reigning 'sexiest man alive'), there was a noticeable spike in gym membership purchases, the shulton company (original producers of old spice) saw a massive increase in stock value and boutique barbershops reported lines around the block. men everywhere were suddenly rejuvenated; they had purpose for their hope -- long extinguished -- was renewed. scarlett johansson, the de facto sexiest woman in hollywood, was officially single again and yours to lose. unfortunately the buxom beauty won’t have time to be wooed in the near or distant future, with roles in cameron crowe’s we bought a zoo and the marvel mash-up the avengers to film. but if you happen to catch scarjo in that brief mome |
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