Ranqit! - Top Ranked sms text messages by twitter

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1.	renamed my ipod as 'the titantic' so when i plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

2.	i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'...

3.	i got kicked out of barns and nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

4.	i was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

5.	just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i

6.	my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

7.	love on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

8.	dumbass i drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

9.	seriously iphone. stop autocorrecting all mys into ducks. you're making all my strong worded te

10.	im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a tes

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