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today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be ever again.
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the object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
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the sinking of the titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
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waterboarding at guantanamo bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
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the person who would proof read hitler's speeches was literally a grammar nazi.
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you don't have to check your phone to find out if it's sunny outside.
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loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
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you are free to choose but not free from the consequences of your choice.
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