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stapler
it's like a little bullet that is fired into your ears throughout the day
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cougher
if you were more consistent, you'd easily be #1. get some cough drops and fix your annoying explosions, or stay home!
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dumb storyteller
no one wants to hear about your reckless weekend or your sea monkey collection
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noisy '90s keyboard
step into the 21st century alrady and upgrade from those ridiculous inch-high key keyboards
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