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if i had to describe myself in one word, it would be 'bad at following directions'.
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i'll never forget where i buried that hatchet.
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compromise: an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted
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if nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
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it ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat!
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it's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
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i need a backspace key for my mouth.
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if it's free, it's advice. if you pay for it, it's counseling. if you can use either one, it's a mir
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the economy is so bad that exxon laid off 25 congressmen.
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i went to the missing persons bureau to make a report. no one was there.
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