Top Ranked funeral home slogans by zankrank (View Consensus)
1. we put the fun in funeral!
2. you stab em, we grab em
3. put them in the ground, with no money down!
4. coffins so nice, you'll wanna die twice
5. you shouldn't be caught dead anywhere else!
6. what happens in the embalming room, stays in the embalming room.
7. everyone is dying to have their funeral here.
8. your pockets won't hurt when we put you in the dirt
9. you only get one chance to make a last impression.
10. were dead serious about our business.
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