Top 52 Slogans Ranked!

Top 52 Slogans!

Original List by ZankRank

1. applebee's - for when you're too lazy to cook your own frozen food ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

15

applebee

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2. it's not a grope. it's a freedom pat ►
in Tsa Slogans

13

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3. can't see london, can't see france, unless we see your underpants. ►
in Tsa Slogans

13

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4. we put the fun in funeral! ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

12

we put the fun in funeral!

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5. you stab em, we grab em ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

12

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6. stay thirsty my friends ►

11

"dos equis punchline to their 'most interesting man' ads- awesome"

7. it's our business to touch yours ►
in Tsa Slogans

11

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8. book a red eye and leave with a black eye ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

11

book a red eye and leave with a black eye

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9. we put the hospital in hospitality ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

10

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10. urban outfitters - pay money to look homeless ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

10

urban outfitters - pay money to look homeless

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11. gate rape isn't a crime ►
in Tsa Slogans

10

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12. now hiring! no sexual harassment training necessary! ►
in Tsa Slogans

10

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13. tsa- handles more balls than kobe bryant ►
in Tsa Slogans

10

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14. thanks for the mammaries ►
in Tsa Slogans

10

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15. that's sexual assult ►
in Tsa Slogans

10

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16. tsa off my t and a ►
in Tsa Slogans

9

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17. helping you join the mile-high club while on the ground. ►
in Tsa Slogans

9

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18. is that a pipe bomb or are you just happy to see me? ►
in Tsa Slogans

9

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19. put them in the ground, with no money down! ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

9

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20. coffins so nice, you'll wanna die twice ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

9

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21. early boarding, late boarding, and now water boarding ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

9

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22. new menu: chinese takeout on every flight! ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

9

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23. not enough seating, prepare for a beating ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

9

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24. yo adrienne, i made it off the plane! ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

8

yo adrienne, i made it off the plane!

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25. geek squad - let us google that for you ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

8

geek squad - let us google that for you

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26. adobe - an update is available ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

7

adobe - an update is available

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27. you shouldn't be caught dead anywhere else! ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

7

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28. hi ho, hi ho, its off to grope we go ►
in Tsa Slogans

7

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29. our new and improved pat downs now detect wood ►
in Tsa Slogans

7

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30. in soviet america you don't feel safe, safe feels you! ►
in Tsa Slogans

7

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31. life is a journey, sometimes it's a drag ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

7

life is a journey, sometimes it's a drag

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32. we treat you worse than we treat your luggage ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

7

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33. the prices can't be beat, but you can ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

6

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34. she has a boarding pass? she asked for it. ►
in Tsa Slogans

6

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35. norton - the anti-virus virus ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

6

norton - the anti-virus virus

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36. your pockets won't hurt when we put you in the dirt ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

5

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37. you only get one chance to make a last impression. ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

5

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38. almost done, now pull my finger ►
in Tsa Slogans

5

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39. netflix - spend more time searching than actually watching ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

5

netflix - spend more time searching than actually watching

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40. united airlines. we'll kick your ass ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

4

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41. mile high club and now fight club ►
in United Airlines New Slogans

4

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42. tsa- keeping you safe, and giving free prostate exams! ►
in Tsa Slogans

4

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43. today's menu: cancer or molestation ►
in Tsa Slogans

4

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44. you're in good hands ►
in Tsa Slogans

4

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45. everyone is dying to have their funeral here. ►
in Funeral Home Slogans

4

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46. taco bell - drink and drive thru ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

4

taco bell - drink and drive thru

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47. endorsed by senator larry craig ►
in Tsa Slogans

3

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48. progressive - flo is annoying ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

3

progressive - flo is annoying

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49. security. you know you want it! ►
in Tsa Slogans

2

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50. if you want to fly, you can't be shy. ►
in Tsa Slogans

2

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51. webmd - convince yourself that you have a terminal illness ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

2

webmd - convince yourself that you have a terminal illness

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52. hidden valley ranch - makes vegetables bad for you ►
in Realistic Slogans For Companies

1

hidden valley ranch - makes vegetables bad for you

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