"No one tells you about it, but during the summer San Diego is actually transported to Tierra del Fuego, and sometimes takes up May, July, and August too."
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"Are we in the Dark Ages?"
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"When did evolution officially go in reverse?"
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"Apocalyptic displays of indecency."
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"When you hear the "Yankees Suck" chant at a game between the Padres and Diamondbacks, you know you live in San Diego."
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"Yeah, let's stop what we're doing, wait for a minute to cross when there is no traffic, then hold up traffic for another minute just so you can follow the electronic sign's orders."
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"Besides a few solid fans of the sport, most are quintessential fair-weather fans who celebrate unsportsmanlike behavior, think they're going to the Superbowl after beating a good team, and call for the beheading of their coach after they lose."
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"Makes one long for Somalian government."
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"Did you notice that there are a hundred other people on the road as well?"
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"Just because you're drinking wine doesn't make you any less abominable.."
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