Top 10 Social Distancing Pickup Lines Ranked!

Top 10 Social Distancing Pickup Lines!

Original List by zankrank

1. are you hand sanitizer? because i want you all over me. ►

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are you hand sanitizer? because i want you all over me.

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2. baby, you must be pneumonia, because you're taking my breath away. ►

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3. fancy going out ?, i'll go tuesday, you go wednesday ►

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4. are you looking for a naughty girl? because i only washed my hands for 19 seconds. ►

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5. i'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. asking him to maybe move back another foot. thanks. ►

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i'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. asking him to maybe move back another foot. thanks.

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6. i'm a squirter ►

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7. howabout we quarantine and chill? ►

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8. i would touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! ►

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9. you had me at 'i've got toilet paper.' ►

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10. hey babe! can i ship you a drink? ►

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