Top 21 Ghetto Halloween Treats
Original List by twitter

ketchup packets
candy canes
sugar packets
government cheese
you're hungry. government steals $10 from you and gives you a block of government cheese. should you be happy? no. government took the money against your will, spent it inefficiently, and gave you something you didn't really want in the first place. free market would feed you much better with your $10.
16. dryer sheets buy from Amazon.com 5
dryer sheets
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